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Riley:Leopard print's all I could find.[Riley gives Robert the speedo]

Robert:Oh, man!['Robert takes off his underwear, exposing his wrinkled balls and dick to his grandsons, although it is exposed off-screen. Huey covers himself and Riley leaves gagging.]

Robert:Damn, these things are tight, What about Stinkmeaner?

Huey:He was in hell, and he was coming back to get us.

Robert:Stinkmeaner? Don't be crazy.

Riley:[entering the bathroom]Stinkmeaner. You mean that blind old man that Granddad killed for no reason?

Robert:[to Riley]No reason?! That man was a psycho. He almost killed your granddady.Riley:He was blind. You killed a blind old man.

Robert:Colonel Stinkmeaner was a menace and I sent him to hell were he belongs.Riley:[jokingly]Yeah, Granddad real tough with the handicapped. He probably gonna beat up some retarded kids next.[Riley leaves, chuckling]

Robert:[to Riley]Yeah, this retarded man gonna whip your little ass, that's what he's gonna do. Wait. You know what I meant. What?[now to Huey] Oh, yeah, your dream. Look, boy, Stinkmeaner ain't coming back. He can't hurt you or me or any of us. Okay? Now, let's get one more picture. [he sats down on the floor, yawning, ready for another picture. At the courthouse, Tom arrives, happily looking for a spot to park his car]

Huey:[voicer]Some people are scared of zombies or vampires, but the things that scare black people the most are n***as and n***a moments. Tom DuBois was as far from a n***a as a black man could be. Stinkmeaner knew that every black man's spirit is weakend during a n***a moment.

[A young black man steals Tom's parking space, upsetting tom]

Tom:What the..? Oh, come on, you n-- nincompoop. You can't do that! Hey! Come on.[the man walks out]

Huey:[narrorating]N***a moments can happen to any black man at any time.[Tom walks out of his car.]

Tom:[to the man]Hey! That was my space! I had my blinker on and everything?[the man turns around

Young Black Man:[yelling] F*** you, punk-ass, boushy-ass n***a. I'll beat your motherfucking sadiddy ass, n***a. Don't ever try holler at me, n***a. F*** with me, n***a, I'll be done popping the trunk out of your bitch ass, n***a. Get my motherf***ing Uzi.[Tom, furious, is then possessed, only by Stinkmeaner]

Tom:What did you say, n***a?

Young Black Man:You know what, motherfucker? Eat a dick, n***a. I'm tired of this, motherf***er.[Tom then dropkicks the man in which Stinkmeaner did in the same style, including slow-motion]

Tom:Oh, yeah! Look at you! You was popping all that good shit a second ago. Then you got kicked in your chest! You eat a dick, n***a! You eat a dick![Tom returns back to normal]

Tom:O-Oh, my god! Sir, are you okay? Who did this to you? What did he look like?[the man is uttering]Like? Did anyone see who accosted this man. [at the Freemans, Robert and Riley are checking MySpace]

Robert:I got a date? I can't believe it.

Riley:Of course you got a date, Granddad. After everything on your page is a lie.

Robert:No, it is not.[Robert's fake pictures are shown]

Riley:Granddad, you don't skydive, you're not Brazilian, and you never was a member of G-Unit.

Robert:[to Riley]Mind your damn business.

Riley:[continues]And she's probably a man.

Robert:[to Riley]Shut up! [the courthouse, a trial is here]

White Attorney:[to the elderly woman in the stand seat]So Mrs. Wong, [clips #1: Mrs. Wong is arguing with a black man and she pulls him out].There you were, not carjacking Mr. Fitzmalley, beating him senseless with a 9-Iron[she prepares to beat the man with a 9-Iron], stealing his wallet[she takes the man's wallet in the process], and driving his car into the hosiery section of the JCPenny[she then crashes into JCPenny.]

Mrs. Wong:Correct.

White Attorney:I have no further questions.[Tom walks up]

Tom:Now, Mrs. Wong, let me ask you a question.[Stinkmeaner again possesses Tom]

Tom:[to Mrs. Wong]What's good, n***a?![Tom realizes this, gasps, and covers his mouth, much to the crowd's suprise]

Black Judge:Excuse me, Mr. Dubois?

Tom:[chuckles]Well, I said uh...[possessed again] What's really good?[everyone in the court begins chuckling]

Black Judge:[taps his gavel]Is there something really good you'd like to share Mr. Dubois.[Stinkmeaner possesses Tom again]

Tom:[to the judge]F*** your court, n***a![everyone in the court are shocked]

Black Judge:[angered]Mr. Dubois!

Tom:[jumps on table]F*** your court, n***a! F*** your court![Tom regains control and he runs out immediately]

Tom:[possessed] Lady Liberty's got balls! [enters the bathroom for a gasp and when he looks into a mirror, he sees Stinkmeaner in the mirror]

Stinkmeaner:What's good, n***a?![Tom screams and leaves. At the hill, Huey is continuing having nightmares]

Huey:[voice-over] Meanwhile, I couldn't shake the feeling that an evil force was gathering.[Stinkmeaner is still practicing in hell. He turns and to himself]I must be crazy.Ghostface Killah:Nah, you ain't crazy.[he appears, as a ghost] Stinkmeaner's coming back.

Huey:[to Ghostface Killah]But Stinkmeaner's dead.

Ghostface Killah:What you gonna tell me? Ghost don't exist? What the fuck do I look like to you?

Huey:Ghostface Killah ain't even dead.

Ghostface Killah:You say what you want that old crazy goofy looking motherfucker is coming back. Your granddad's n***a moment ain't dead yet.

Huey:Well, what am I supposed to do? If death can't stop Stinkmeaner, what can?

Ghostface Killah:Think about it? Peace.[Ghostface Killah disappears as Huey begins to think about what could stop Stinkmeaner's evil spirit. At the house, Robert begins playing lounge music and throwing flowers in the air around the house]

Huey:[enters the house]Look, Granddad, I'm really worried about...[Robert pushes him]

Robert:Watch it, boy. Don't step on my roses.

Huey:Then why you putting them on the floor? Anyway, I know this gonna sound crazy, but I really think Stinkmeaner is...

Robert:Oh, hush boy. I ain't got time for all of that. Now, it's date night and you know the rules. Now, you get in that room. I don't care if you hear screams or feel the house shake like an earthquake. You don't leave. Now, get![At the DuBois residence, Sara is cooking dinner as Tom arrives]Tom:Honey? I'm home.

Sarah:Oh, hey honey.[As the two hug, it reveals Tom's possesed face]

Tom:Oh, yeah. I might want to have sexual relations.

Sarah:[happily]Tom, what's gotten into you?

Tom:The same thing that's about to get into you.[Tom carries Sarah upstairs to have sex. Tom and Sarah begins having sex, which is off-screen, and is heard outside of the DuBois house]

Tom:[off-screen]Oh, yeah! I'm gonna make it do what it do?![At the Freemans, Robert is shown putting shave cream on his face and shaves himself, using hair gel, and brush his hair with a cone, only on the toilet naked, but has a laptop on his lap and his speedo on his ankle. Tom comes in, dragging an axe]

Robert:Well, I'm in the studio with Snoop Doggy Dogg and The Pound tonight.[Tom walks up the stairs. Robert flushes the toilet and his balls are exposed from a front-view of him]But how about tomorrow, cutie pie?[Robert jumps off the toilet when Tom chops through the door]

Robert:What the...? WHO'S OUT THERE? BOYS?! BOYS, HELP ME![Tom reveals his possessed grin to the horrified Robert through the door whole, referencing The Shining]

Tom:I'm ba-a-ack, N***a! [Robert screams and the screen fades black. Later, Tom is still chopping through the door.]

Robert:[to Tom]What the fuck is wrong with you? Tom! Oh, lordy! No! WHAT THE HELL?! TOM! WHAT'S GOING ON? TOM, GO AWAY! I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE![Huey notices the sound while Riley is on the computer from their room]

Huey:Did you hear that?

Riley:[to Huey]Man, I can't hear nothing over Granddad's gay-ass music. Look out. New message. Oh, man. It's an old dude with his shirt off. Wait. That's Granddad. Eww, he in the bathroom. Probably just ran out of toilet paper again. I ain't getting it for him, neither. Nope.

Huey:Why would he send us a message from...[Huey pushes Riley]

Riley:Hey![In the bathroom, Robert is trying to pull his purple speedo up]

Robert:What the hell? TOM! TOM, WHAT'S GOING ON? [Tom comes and he tries to chop Robert but Robert narrowly escapes as Tom had hit his computer] Oh, my goodness! THE MAN IS CRAZY![Robert hops to go downstairs]. OH, OH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? OH, HELP ME SON. HELP ME!

Huey: Come on![Huey and Riley leaves their room]

Robert: Oh, some black people are crazy.

Tom:Oh, yeah! Here comes some pain![Tom throws the ax at Robert but Robert falls down when he tripped on the stairs since his speedo at his ankles. He rolls down the stairs and he soon gets up, managing to pull his speedo up]

Robert:Goodness gracious! Tom, what's wrong with you? You on that stuff? Snap out of it, Tom. Cocaine's a hell of a drug

Tom:You don't remember me?! You don't remember my name?![he punches Robert in the face, ricocheting him]. What's my name, n***a? [approaches Robert and kicks him.] UH, MY NAME? MY MOMMADY NAME ME-AAAHH! WHAT'S MY NAME, N***A? WHAT'S MY NAME?

Huey:[off-screen]Stinkmeaner. [Huey and Riley are behind Stinkmeaner]Tom:Ding! Ding! Ding! That's right, N***a!.

Riley:[suprised] Mr. Dubois.

Huey:I don't know how you got here, Stinkmeaner, but you're going back to hell.

Tom:Oh, yeah! I'm going back, and I'm taking y'all with me in the first-class cabin on the ass-whupping express. All aboard![imitates train bell]Whoo-Whoo!

['Huey passes his grandfather his belt and the Freemans gathers around Stinkmeaner.] Oh, yeah! You're gonna get that ass whoop. [a shot of Huey and a shot of Tom] Bring it on, Huey! [Huey then kicks at Tom and they exchange kicks, which they both dodge and block until Huey tries to tackle Tom and he kicks Huey. Robert comes up whipping his belt and Tom punches him back forward. Huey comes up again and Tom performs a triple block into Huey's face, causing Huey to fall down. Riley tries to punch Tom but Tom blocks his throws and punches him in the stomach] Come on, come on! [Huey comes up and delivers more impressive moves and Riley comes up again. Tom punches Riley in the face and blocks Huey's hits. Robert comes up and Tom kicks hard in the face and kicks him very hard when Huey comes up. Tom tries to hit Huey but Huey sucessfully dodges by jumping above Tom into behind him. Tom tries to hit him some more until he is able to kick him up in the air. Robert's handles Tom's wrist with his belt and he struggles, Tom pulls him  and punches him hard enough to ricochet him into the living room] Alright. here we go. [he slap-chops Huey in the back of the neck]. Is that all you got.[laughs] Get up. Get your balls up, n***a. [Huey and Robert nods each other "yes" and Huey approaches Tom trying to kick him but Tom punches him, knocking him down. Robert is able to pull Tom down and he tries to strangle him.]

Robert: Got you now?

Tom: Get off, me. Bitch-head! Faggot-ass. [he gains the upper hand and tries to strangle Robert. Riley comes from behind and hits Tom with a lamp, shattering it into pieces.]

Robert: Dammit, boy. Do you know how that lamp cost? [Riley grabs a vase] Not the vase.

Tom: You've beat me in the parking lot, huh. [Riley hits Tom with the vase] Uh, I want my parking space. [Riley grabs a Chinese ganza]

Robert: Boy, not the ganza. It's a collectable. [Riley hits Tom with the ganza, finally knocking him out.]Riley:That's what you get...motherfucker! Punching me in my stomach.[The Freemans are looking at Tom, who is now tied onto Riley's bed]Riley:Why we got to put the n***a in my bed?Robert:What the hell got into Tom?Huey:He's possessed by the ghost of Stinkmeaner. Remember the dream I had?Robert:Boy, don't nobody listen to you.Riley:My bed ain't the only bed up in here.Robert:Should we take him to the doctor?Riley:What if he pees in the bed? Or vomits? Or shoots a dookie?Robert:Oh, lordy, No. My date.Huey:Granddad. Tom is possessed by an evil spirit and just tried to kill us. Lives are at stake. [Robert ignores this and leaves]Robert:Coming! [Huey is disappointed. Robert, now in his shirt, rushes down the stairs to the door. He opens it to find his date] Well, hello, cutie pie. [Robert's date looks down to see Robert still wearing his speedo]Robert's Date:Well, hello.[she chuckles. Robert smiles in embarrassment. Now, he is in his pants and sitting at the table with his date] Robert:Uh, sorry about earlier. I was rushing. Robert's Date:I think men who are comfortable with their bodies are very sexy, especially men with big, round bellies.Robert: Really. Robert's Date:And I like to cook...mostly pork. I like to clean, too. Robert: Wow. You're not a man, are you. Robert's Date:[laughs] No? [The two Freeman brothers are taping Tom even more. Tom then wakes up.]

Tom:ROBERTFREEMAN! YOU A BITCH N***A! WHERE ARE You Robert!?

Robert's Date:Who is that?

Granddad:I don't hear anything. [he grabs wine and pours it into a glass nervously. The boys' room is now a mess and stuff flies around the room as Riley has a pillow on Tom's face as he and Huey struggles] Riley:Ain't this a bitch? We got a possessed n***a up here, and Granddad's worried about his date. Tom:[he breaks one of the handcuffs loose] Ha! Get off me![pulls the pillow off his face] You got a date, Robert! Did you tell her that you get two sets of genitals, a vagina and a coochie?! Oh that's a conjuction! Robert's Date:What is going on? Robert:Oh, that? That's just the television. BOYS! Turn the television down! Robert's Date:My friends warned me that there were weirdos on MySpace! Robert:Wait! No! That's just the TV! Robert's Date:It's not the fact that ypu obviously have a man possessed by an evil spirit strapped to a bed upstairs.Robert:It's not? Robert's Date:No! It's the face that you lied about it.[Robert's Date leaves, whichresults in Robert getting extremely angry. In the boys' room, Robert tries to call an excorcist but a voice-over is heard from the phone.] Robert:Damn, there's got be somebody we can call for an excorcism.Tom:You is a bitch! [In a scene referencing The Excorcist, the excorcist arrives in front of the Freemans' house and Robert opens the door, only to reveal that the excorcist is Uncle Ruckus.] Uncle Ruckus:Maywhite God bless you, Robert. I came as fast as I could. Huey:[sarcastically] So,this is the plan. Uncle Ruckus. Uncle Ruckus:Let's get this party started. Tom:[off-screen] YOU GOT BAD CREDIT, ROBERT! Uncle Ruckus: Removing an evil n***a spirit from a negro is as hard as removing the stink of a hunk of shit. We must use these tools that the great god has given us to fight n***as..a whip, a noose, a nightstick, a branding iron. These things strike fear into a n***a's heart. A job application.[Cut to Ruckus, Robert, Huey and Riley walking upstairs with the Freemans] Avoid conversation with the n***a. The n***a will lie. The n***a will make excuses. He will use words he don't really know. If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance. [Ruckus approaches the boys' door]Tom:[off-screen] You all testicles and no shaft. What happened to your shaft, Robert?!Uncle Ruckus:Oh, yeah. There's powerful n***atry at work here. [Uncle Ruckus opens the door]Tom:Who in the hell are you?

Uncle Ruckus:N***a, my name is Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, no relation. In the name of white Jesus and all great white men who have come thereafter, I command thy black n***a soul back to the depths of hell!Tom:[laughs] Is that all you got, n***a?Uncle Ruckus:Oh, no, n***a. That's just the tip of this iceberg. Read, n***a, read! ['Riley's bed then rises up in the air and goes down]Uncle Ruckus:Now, Robert! Now! Just hit him with anything! Come on! Everybody, join in! Use your powerful hand. Let's whup this n***a's ass! Repeat after me with the holy phrase, "N***a, get your black ass out of here!" [whips Tom]Robert: N***a, get your black out of here! [whips Tom with his belt. Everyone says the same phrase, except Huey as he watches, and Riley grabs the nightstick and hits Tom with Uncle Ruckus and Robert.]Uncle Ruckus: Keep going. [they all continue]Huey: This isn't excorcism. It's a beating. [he dodges from a lamp flying around]Uncle Ruckus: Just very little different.Tom:Oh, you n***as ain't shit. Your mother ain't shit. [Huey sighs]Huey:[voice-over] Several hours later, the excorcism of Tom DuBois had made no recognizable progress.Robert:Is the n***a still in him?Uncle Ruckus:As long as he's black and breathing, he's got n***a in him? [Tom laughs evilly until Uncle Ruckus hits him in the mouth.] Ghostface Killah:What the fuck is wrong with you, Huey? You retarded or some shit.[the ghost appears] You gonna beat the man's brains in, and what you gonna say to the cops? "Sorry, officer, we killed the n***a cause he an evil spirit?"  Huey:Ghost, it's late. Can you just me what I'm supposed to do so I could go to bed. Ghostface Killah:I can't believe you haven't figured this shit out yet. Peace. [he disappears] Tom:[off-screen] You got an imaginary friend? Huey:Peace. Peace. Stinkmeaner, you hate black people, don't you. Tom:I sure do! I mean, I hate everyone in general, but black people especially. Huey:And, Ruckus, you hate black people, too. Uncle Ruckus:I wouldn't exactly call them people, but yeah. Yes, I have a deep distaste for negroes.

Huey:Right, And, Stinkmeaner, I bet you hate rap music.

Tom:If you can call that old stinky-booty gorilla noise "music". Uncle Ruckus:[laughs] Stinky-Booty. I must say that's a brilliant observation, Meaner.

Huey:[voice-over] I have forgotten a n***a moment cannot be resolved through violence. But where there's harmony a peace...a n***a moment cannot exiist. [Tom continues to laugh until he feels something]

Tom: Huh, what's happening? No, you tricked me. [a strobe comes through Tom's eyes, mouth, and ears.]

Huey: A n***a moment connect exist. [the strobe becomes larger, breaking the windows.]

Tom: No, you tricked me. I'm gonna eventually get you, Robert. You used me, n***a! [a visual effect happens when Stinkmeaner is briefly seen on Tom's head. His spirit then flies out of Tom's body. Then, Riley and Robert both sigh. The night fades to morning. Tom, with some bruises on his face, then wakes up, yawning.] Hey, guys. What I'm doing here?

Uncle Ruckus:Well, another n***a successfully excorcised and/or beaten. I'll send you an invoice, Robert.

Granddad:[to Tom] Possessed or not, you gonna fix my damn house or you gonna have another demon. It's gonna be my foot up your ass.

Tom:Why am I in Riley's bed?

Riley:You know, that's a real good question. Why are you in my bed? All the beds in this house and I got the possessed n***a in my bed. Ain't this a bitch? Some old bullshit.

[The episode ends here.]

Granddad's Fightclips

 are shown, from start to finish]  

Narrator:

Now, if y'all was paying attention to last season, y'all know what a n***a moment is. A n***a moment is when the mind of a perfectly logical black man is overwhelmed by some stupid n***a shit. Like when a n***a steps on your sneakers and fucks up your kicks or hits your car and some shit and the n***a gets mad like you fucked up. So his ignorance makes you act crazy and the next thing you know, n***as is beefing, shooting, fighting, and somebody ends up dead. But, yo, not even death could stop a n***a moment.[the ground goes' down deeper in hell. The Boondocks logo is shown in Mandarin

 Films verson. In yle Asian-sthell, Stinkmeaner is seen training.]  

Devil:

[voice-over]He was the baddest motherfucker that hell

 had ever seen.  

Stinkmeaner:

Colonel muhfuckin Stinkmeaner. Holla at your boy. I gets money.

Devil:

[voice-over]He trained like a beast.

Stinkmeaner:

Y'all gonna have to kick me out of this bitch. I'm having the time of my life.

Devil:

[voice-over]He was so bad, he even called me the devil,

 himself a...  

Stinkmeaner:

[points at the Devil]Bitch-ass n***a! This is how you break your

 foot off in a motherfucker's ass. HYUH [Stinkmeaner
 dropkicks two vases, which echoes two more. The last time is in slow-motion.
 The next part of his training, the Devil's army gathers around to fight
 Stinkmeaner]'  

Stinkmeaner:

Ah! You baldheaded devil monks are tryin' to swarm on a n***a, huh? You got a two-piece combo and this n***a.[sing-songy]I got three-stick nunchucks. Aah.[Stinkmeaner perfectly attacks the Devil's army with the

 nunchakus]  

Devil:

[laughs evilly]Stinkmeaner, your heart of darkness has

 earned you a trip back. You have my blessings to exact vengeance on the
 Freeman family and to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community. They
 will be no match for you.['laughs. He throws
 Stinkmeaner up in the eye of Hell's sky]  

Stinkmeaner:

Ah, Hell ain't shit. I'm gonna get you, Freeman.

[The screen fades black. Later at the

 Freeman residence, in the kitchen, Riley andRobertare on MySpace]
 

Robert:

MM-MMM! MMM! Wow, so she's on my friend's list?

Riley:

Yep. She your very first cyberfriend, and your her 3,000,000th.

Granddad:

Yeah, boy. I love technology.

Huey:

[voice-over]My granddad recently discovered online

 dating.  

Riley:

You should post more pics. Hoes love pictures, Granddad.

Robert:

I'm starting to feel like Shemar Moore up in here. Whoo! Boy, let's get some music on. Turn on the MyPod and let's get onto iSpace.[a collage of Robert's pictures are shown. Robert is in his

 underwear in the bathroom still taking pictures of himself.]  

Riley:

[off-screen]Hey, which outfit do you want next,

 Granddad?  

Robert:

The leather vest--the one with the rhinestones. [opens up his legs and takes a shot of his

 ass as he yawns]  

Huey:

Granddad, I...[sees his grandfather, still

 taking pictures of his ass]  

Huey:

[disgusted] I can come back.

Robert:

Boy, get over here and take this picture.[rises his ass near Huey's face]Now, what's wrong

 with you? Why the long face?  

Huey:

[indistinctly]I had a bad dream about...

Robert:

Talk and shoot at the same time, boy. [Riley comes in the room with two Michael Jackson costumes from

 Beat It and Thriller.]  

Riley:

Granddad, do you want "Beat It" or "Thriller". [Robert is thinking and makes

 up his mind]  

Robert:

Take them back and get my purple speedo.

Riley:

[while walking out the bathroom]Purple speedo? That's gay.[Riley leaves the bathroom]

Robert:

[to Riley] All right, boy. So you had a bad dream.

Huey:

It was a really bad dream about...[Riley shouts off-screen]

Riley:

I DON'T SEE THE PURPLE ONE!

Robert:

[to Riley]DID YOU CHECK THE SPEEDO DRAWER?[to Huey]Go ahead,

 boy. Bad dream and...?  

Huey:

It was about Stinkmeaner.[Riley walks in with a leopard speedo in his hand]

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